

They milled about, then a lieutenant colonel congratulated them. In fact, upon learning her score, they swept her into an open area among others who’d succeeded with their testing. The questions weren’t difficult, just tedious.ĭespite being nearly catatonic from exhaustion at testing so early that morning, Stella scored really well on the entrance exam, definitely high enough according to the Air Force recruiters on site. She’d brought home a stack of library books on taking the ASVAB and helped Stella prep for the test. The written exam, though long and boring as was typical for standardized tests, made her thankful for Nina yet again. She’d chatted in line with a few other recruits, and the time passed fairly quickly. Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of creeps…nothing like feeling like a piece of meat. She shot him a nasty look and all but threw her paperwork his way. A sailor in his khaki uniform gave a low whistle as his gaze devoured her chest. Their leering and pick-up lines made her feel as naked as her examination, and all but ruined her illusions about men in uniform. But the piece de resistance was when they ordered the women to crouch down and walk like a duck across the room and back.Įventually, the strain of undressing in a crowd of other women would probably decrease, but that didn’t help while shivering and stumbling across the arctic tundra, which the military had cleverly disguised as an examination room.īut that wasn’t nearly as bad as the guys at MEPS. They lined up and awaited orders as another doctor walked the line having them bend at the waist to check their spines.
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It was a room full of women also wearing only their bras and underwear. They needed her to step through the doorway into another chamber. The woman spoke barely two words to Stella, which made her feel like a number rather than a person. Even through the barrier of the doctor’s latex gloves, the lady’s hands felt glacial. But everything about it was extremely cold – physically and mentally. It was humbling enough to have had a strange woman check her undercarriage. She shivered as she stared at the bright light above the examination table where she laid with her feet in stirrups.īefore that day, she’d only ever received an intimate examination from her own doctor, whom she’d known most of her life. They herded them from station to station, including an uncomfortable physical examination that rounded out her top five list of most humiliating experiences. What a repulsive job! Though a necessary evil given that there were people desperate enough to cheat on a urine test, Stella couldn’t imagine having to do that job. She’d always struggled to urinate in a cup under normal circumstances, however having the attendant boldly watch as she attempted to pee in a door-less stall caused Stella’s bladder to all but shrivel.Īfter several false starts, she finally shut her eyes and made it happen. Uncle Sam packed the MEPS process full of little indignities unlike any Stella had experienced before. You are the fucking man.– A medical laboratory specialist who oversees compliance in urinalysis testing. Okay I am sorry, and I hearby swear my undying allegiance to you. Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man? Seriously? You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant. Yeah! You're the coolest fuckin' guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome! Oh and, oh, yeah. And you.įUCK YOU MONTY! Always gotta be right, with your little quips! We get it, man. Oh, and you! You know what? You're too easy. It's my turn to talk! You're all fucked in the head! All of you! I mean you.Ĭhange your fuckin' tampon and have another drink you crazy, fuckin' bitch!Īnd you! "Waaahh, I don't know what to be when I grow up!" Join the fucking army or something! Goddamn. Oh, no, asshole! You shut the fuck up now. This is fucking bullshit! I have been here all goddamned day and you haven't let me say one thing! None of you! Would you turn down the fucking music for a minute! Jesus!
